Let's Do This!!!

Summer is waning, the skies are filled with wildfire smoke, and so it must be time to re-embrace our masculinity in the manliest way possible. After 6 years you should all know the deal so I'll keep this brief.

WHAT: 6th Annual Mustache Month
WHO: Any willing to fight the good fight
WHEN: September (or longer if you got the guts)
WHERE: Your upper lip
WHY: Good times, male bonding, and a raging party at the end of the month where you have the chance to celebrate with other like minded individuals.


As always, "Grow them long, wear them proud, and for God's sake keep them waxed!"

Wednesday, August 31, 2011

So Hipster it Hurts!

It was bound to happen - its just surprising it took this long.

Six years ago when we started this thing fondly known as "Mustache Month", mustaches were the territory of cops, truckers, and a few fashion forward individuals like ourselves. Sadly, our new accessory is now under a full attack by those who seek to make it a thing of shame. I beg of you, rise up and fight these skinny-jeaned interlopers by reasserting our right to the mustache!!!

For help in identifying the enemy I submit a guide to spotting hipsters, a guide to translating hipsterspeak, and finally the postings of someone with some serious hipster anger.
Posted by Ryan "The Big Stachismo" at 8:33 AM

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