Let's Do This!!!

Summer is waning, the skies are filled with wildfire smoke, and so it must be time to re-embrace our masculinity in the manliest way possible. After 6 years you should all know the deal so I'll keep this brief.

WHAT: 6th Annual Mustache Month
WHO: Any willing to fight the good fight
WHEN: September (or longer if you got the guts)
WHERE: Your upper lip
WHY: Good times, male bonding, and a raging party at the end of the month where you have the chance to celebrate with other like minded individuals.


As always, "Grow them long, wear them proud, and for God's sake keep them waxed!"

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Prison-Chic

Drawing upon the keen fashion sense of the incarcerated, I invented a new mustache  the other day.  It features not only a standard mustache, but two hairy "tear drops" falling off the ends.  I didn't think the world was ready for my creation so regrettably the tear drops have been shaved off and all that's left is my regular mustache, glorious mustache.



Posted by Ryan "The Big Stachismo" at 10:10 AM

2 comments:

  1. NotMeOctober 3, 2011 at 4:05 PM

    I am intrigued by your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

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  2. The Dirty StacheOctober 5, 2011 at 10:53 AM

    I now have new nightmare fuel.

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